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  2. literallysame:

    I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

    (via absolutechoice)

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  3. beaubete:

chucksauce:

awkwardmermaidhair:

thatshybutrudegirl:

Uhhhh

took me a while
then
…….


*whispers* I still don’t get it…?

Oh my sweet christ.

i..dont….understand…..

    beaubete:

    chucksauce:

    awkwardmermaidhair:

    thatshybutrudegirl:

    Uhhhh

    took me a while

    then

    …….

    *whispers* I still don’t get it…?

    Oh my sweet christ.

    i..dont….understand…..

    (via t-werkkkk)

    10 hours ago  /  17,940 notes  /  Source: biblicalfag

  4. You’re a Bitch

    You’re a Bit

    You’re a

    You’re

    You

    Yo

    Y

    Yo

    You

    You’re

    You’re a

    You’re a Bi

    You’re a Bitch

    Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

    (via whiskeyadams)

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  5. mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

    mercurykiss:

    gentlemanbones:

    camerapits:

    themiracleofmusic:

    oh.

    Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

    Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

    You know what’s great about Minecraft?

    You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

    You know what’s great about legos?

    Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

    (via whiskeyadams)

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  6. ultrafacts:

mskittycatmeow:

ultrafacts:

“Dammit I’m mad.Evil is a deed as I live.God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,In my halo of a mired rum tin.I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.Is evil in a clam? In a trap?No. It is open. On it I was stuck.Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.Be still if I fill its ebb.Ew, a spider… eh?We sleep. Oh no!Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.Both, one… my names are in it.Murder? I’m a fool.A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,A Goddam level I lived at.On mail let it in. I’m it.Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”Evil is a deed as I live.Dammit I’m mad.”
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eww a spider eh? 

    ultrafacts:

    mskittycatmeow:

    ultrafacts:

    “Dammit I’m mad.

    Evil is a deed as I live.

    God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.

    To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.

    Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?

    Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.

    I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.

    Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,

    In my halo of a mired rum tin.

    I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.

    Is evil in a clam? In a trap?

    No. It is open. On it I was stuck.

    Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.

    Be still if I fill its ebb.

    Ew, a spider… eh?

    We sleep. Oh no!

    Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.

    Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.

    Both, one… my names are in it.

    Murder? I’m a fool.

    A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,

    A Goddam level I lived at.

    On mail let it in. I’m it.

    Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!

    A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.

    Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:

    “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”

    Evil is a deed as I live.

    Dammit I’m mad.”

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    eww a spider eh? 

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  8. jennythegamer:

    During the middle of guardians of the galaxy some older dude, who looked like the dude who spit in my mouth in walmart a couple years back, decided to walk into the theater, and take a piss behind me, literally, on the fucking seat, me and mom could hear it hitting the floor, my dad who was closer to the dude could not hear it, or was watching the movie not grossed out by this dude. After this, the dude continued to get closer to me until he was basically breathing down my neck.

    the fuck?

    13 hours ago  /  18 notes  /  Source: jennythegamer

  9. bjergsen-is-my-mom:

Lustboy: “now kiss”

    bjergsen-is-my-mom:

    Lustboy: “now kiss”

    (via t-werkkkk)

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